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n8opot8ow:

Stop 👏 Tagging 👏 Pictures 👏 of 👏 Your 👏 Guns with 👏 #MarchForOurLives 👏

Stop supporting laws that violate human rights and don’t prevent violence.

metalgearinformer:
““The whole thing stank, but our noses had been out in the cold too long.“
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sharoneffinger:

BORN TO ???????
BRAIN IS A FUCK
Forget It All 2018
I am executive dysfunction man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN TASKS

lionofchaeronea:
“Etruscan terracotta statue of a woman. Artist unknown; late 4th or early 3rd cent. BCE. Now in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Photo credit: AlkaliSoaps/Wikimedia Commons.
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re-skinning Monopoly to be about ancient Rome

ancient-rome-au:

  • instead of going to jail, you get exiled to Scythia
  • passing Go represents the bribes you collect every election season
  • instead of owning property on city blocks, you own land in various provinces
    • Boardwalk and Park Place ==> Egypt and Syria
    • Baltic and Mediterranean ==> Britannia Prima and Britannia Secunda
  • instead of houses and hotels, villae and latifundia
  • instead of railroads, just roads 
  • water works ==> bathhouse
  • electric company ==> amphitheater 
  • free parking ==> forum
  • income tax ==> wealth tax
  • re-skinned Chance and Community Chest cards:
    • “You have been elected Aedile – pay each player 50 denarii”
    • “Get out of Exile Free”
    • “Saturnalia Fund Matures – Collect 100 denarii”
    • “Greek Theater Night – collect 50 denarii from every player for opening night seats”
    • “Land Tax Refund – collect 20 denarii”
    • “Receive 25 denarii in bribes”

Tombstones of Ancient Roman Dogs

peashooter85:

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Aeolidis tumulum festivae
cerne catellae,
quam dolui inmodice
raptam mihi praepete
fato.

Behold the tomb of Aeolis, the cheerful little dog, whose loss to fleeting fate pained me beyond measure.

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Raeda[r]um custos
numquam latravit
inepte. nunc
silet et cineres
vindicat um-
bra suos.

This guard of the coaches never barked unsuitably. Now he is silent and his shade protects his ashes.

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Quam dulcis fuit ista quam benigna
quae cum viveret in sinu iacebat
somni conscia semper et cubilis
o factum male Myia quod peristi
latrares modo si quis adcubaret
rivalis dominae licentiosa
o factum male Myia quod peristi
altum iam tenet insciam sepulcrum
nec sevire potes nec insilire
nec blandis mihi morsib(us) renides.

How sweet and friendly she was! While she was alive she used to lie in the lap, always sharing sleep and bed. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! You would only bark if some rival took the liberty of lying up against your mistress. What a shame, Midge, that you have died! The depths of the grave now hold you and you know nothing about it. You cannot go wild nor jump on me, and you do not bare your teeth at me with bites that do not hurt.

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Portavi lacrimis madidus te nostra catella,
quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.
ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis osculla mille
nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.
tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem
et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis,
morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam;
perdidimus quales, hei mihi, delicias.
tu dulcis, Patrice, nostras attingere mensas
consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,
lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas
quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,
accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter

Bedewed with tears I have carried you, our little dog, as in happier circumstances I did fifteen years ago. So now, Patrice, you will no longer give me a thousand kisses, nor will you be able to lie affectionately round my neck. You were a good dog, and in sorrow I have placed you in a marble tomb, and I have united you forever to myself when I die. You readily matched a human with your clever ways; alas, what a pet we have lost! You, sweet Patrice, were in the habit of joining us at table and fawningly asking for food in our lap, you were accustomed to lick with your greedy tongue the cup which my hands often held for you and regularly to welcome your tired master with wagging tail.

Source: Electronic Archive of Greek and Latin Epigraphy

ancient-archives:
“Sculpture of Episteme, symbolizing Science, at the Celsus Library in Ephesus, Anatolia. The third largest library in the ancient world, it was built in honor of a Roman Senator and completed between 114-117 AD. It had the capacity...